Other Judges: This was so funny.
2nd_in_command: I got it on tape.
Heather: Okay, who's idea was it to have them food poison me, give me a bad spa treatment, cut my hair bald, attempt to murder me, make me pay my security guards, and other things.
(All the other judges huttle back with Ksxx)
Ksxx; Let's blame the saboteurs.
2nd_in_command: No, Let's Blame Luigi.
Other judges: Yah! Let's blame Luigi.
(They turn around)
All: It was Luigi's idea.
Heather: I'm going to kill you Luigi.
Luigi: Why does this always happen to weegie.
Heather bonks luigi on the head with a wrench, a candlestick,and a lead pipe.
Luigi: Weegie okay
Heather: Not for long.
(Heather pulls out a knife and stabs Luigi)
Luigi: Weegie still okay she missed weegie's heart.
(Heather attempts to strangle Luigi with a rope)
Luigi: weegie okay. Mario, Peach, Daisy, and everyone else always strangle weegie. Weegie used to lack of oxygen.
(Heather pulls out a revolver)
Heather: Die! (Shoots Luigi in the head)
Everyone: You b*tch you killed Luigi
(At Chief's newly set respawn point)
Luigi: Weegie alive.
Chief: Hey, Did I say you could use my respawn.
(Chief punches Luigi killing him) (Luigi respawns)
(Heather enters the room)
Heather: I thought I killed you!
(Chief and Heather keep killing Luigi, but he keeps respawning).
Heather: Trample Luigi! (Everyone walks in and walks over, kicks, and stomps Luigi) (Luigi respawns)
(Chief turns off respawn)
Heather: Now kill him.
(Everyone hits Luigi)
Luigi dies, but then arises.
Chief and Heather: But the respawns off.
Luigi: Weegie survive because no one wants weegie, Not god or bad man.
Everyone: Darn! Nobody wants that idiot. (Everyone leaves)