Ulala, Mario, Chief, Blake, Ness, Shadow, Snake, Link, Peach, Zelda, Sonic, Snow, Ashley, Daisy, and Amy: Shut Up! We're going to wipe the floors with your sorry butts.
Everyone: Shut Up Luigi!
Luigi: Weegie just wanted to cheer on his team.
Mario: Sonic, Why did you pair up with my idiot of a brother anyway?
Sonic: I was too high and sign a paper that allowed them to give me an anchor of a partner, Blake did the same thing.
Blake: I did? Ness, you're a great partner.
Blake (whispering): Don't blow my cover Sonic or I'll beat you down.
Luigi runs away with a little girly scream and Sonic runs to the corner to do his drugs.